A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters
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The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
. . Then, to her surprise, milk starts gushing out of her breasts as the two horses feed from her
A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters
. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
. . Then, to her surprise, milk starts gushing out of her breasts as the two horses feed from her
A 96 year old man goes into the chemist and asks for 9 viagra tablets, adding he wants them cut into quarters
. "
The man looks at him smiles and says "Young man I am 96 i have no need for an erection, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont keep pissing on my slippers!!"
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Bonus Joke. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw
. . Then, to her surprise, milk starts gushing out of her breasts as the two horses feed from her
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